CHEESY DANCE MUSIC CHURCH FOR KATOMAN’S BIRTHDAY!
Come to Beat Cafe this Saturday to celebrate the birth of our Cheese-savior, Katoman, the King of Cheese!
Glory unto him on high! Hail to the big cheese!
In honor of this momentous occasion we will be observing all the usual Cheese-mas traditions. Spinning of 7 inch pieces of wax at precisely 45 revolutions per minute, exchanging sweat and other spiritual fluids, and dancing while possessed by the Cheesy Ghost.
Come to Church, and wish Kato(reason for the season)man a happy birthday!